my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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