My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I believe in your delicious
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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