I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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