Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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