Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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