Swine flu. Run for my life!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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