Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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