so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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