i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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