i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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