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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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