Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize