My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie