i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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