My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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