Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize
