is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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