so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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