The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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