I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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