I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
