It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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