I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
This house was built for laser tag.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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