I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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