so let's talk penis.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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