You're completely useless in the revolution.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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