Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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