I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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