WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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