he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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