yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
My life is pants optional.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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