why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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