Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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