So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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