Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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