I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.