I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life