is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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