ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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