Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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