I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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