just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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