it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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