So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
my poor anus
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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