My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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