It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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