Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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