Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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