I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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