If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I think i got beer on your cat.
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