I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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