You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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