I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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