You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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