you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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