Where is the hickey?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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