I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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